Saturday, April 28

roses are red, dead computers are blue...

i haven't "blogged" in a while. mostly cuz i just never got around to doing it, but also cuz my computer has been having issues. that's right, the blue screen of death.

if you haven't experienced the blue screen of death you're a lucky person... that or not a computer killer. i am a computer killer. i have gotten the blue screen of death MANY times.

"blue screen of death"

its scary when it happens. "beginning dump of physical memory" who's idea was it to have uneducated computer users like myself read that. microsoft (or whoever decided this) idiots! you read that you panic! and what happens when you panic? instant pushing of the power button. The funny thing is, it says that if its the first time you've seen this screen to restart - but i do it EVERY TIME! read instructions... psh, squirrel please!

lessons learned...
  1. don't let me use your computer, i might kill it. i've killed my own computer 5 times and my office computer is beginning to show symptoms.
  2. have a friend who knows how to fix computers... preferably one who has copious amounts of illegal software, i mean who wants a computer without microsoft office? more so, who wants to PAY for office?
  3. computers suck, but sooooooo bored without one
  4. the blue screen of death is bluffing


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