chuck norris has been the topic of many conversations lately... out of boredom, here are a few of my favorites, in no particular order:- chuck norris' tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried.
- when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris.
- chuck norris has already been to mars; that's why there's no sign of life there.
- chuck norris knows exactly where carmen sandiego is.
- chuck norris can touch mc hammer.
- chuck norris is luke skywalker's real father.
- chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
- some kids piss their name in snow. chuck norris can piss his name in concrete
- chuck norris can speak braille.
- once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of chuck norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. we now know this truck as optimus prime.
- chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- chuck norris doesn't sleep. he waits.
- chuck norris can slam revolving doors.
- chuck norris can delete the recycling bin.
- chuck norris can build a snowman out of rain.
- chuck norris once finished the song that never ends
- guns dont' kill people. chuck norris kills people.
- there is no theory of evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
- chuck norris doesn't get wet. the water gets norris.
- chuck norris doesn't bowel strikes. he just hits one and the others faint.
ok, i'd say 20 is enough. what are your favorites?
10 comments:
those jokes where funny, I almost pissed my pants!
those jokes where funny, I almost pissed my pants!
If you have 5 Dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 Dollars; Chuck Norris has more money than you!!!
Chuck norris cant get cut by blades, because they cut them selves
Only one thing in the southpark picture, chuck norris doesnt use guns : D
i have one, chuck norris does not no the word mercy
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