i scream you scream, we all scream for...

i just at a stupid amount of ice cream and feel rather gross... but that feeling will pass, sooner than later, and by tomorrow i'll be craving ice cream again. i dunno why i love it so much, or why i haven't gotten sick of it... i mean, i worked in an ice cream shop for a year and a half and ate well more than my share then... i managed to become sick of waffle cones (i've only had 2 since i stopped working at sara's 6 years ago) but never the good stuff that goes in them!

so here's what i've learned over the years about my favorite dairy treat...

1) this might be the most important thing i've learned... I DO NOT LIKE WHEN MY ICE CREAM STARTS MELTING! for similar reasons as to why i don't like drool, i hate melting ice cream. it needs to be firm - hard even. extra cold if possible.

2) despite what you might think, having so much experience in this field, i do not have a favorite flavor... more so flavor moods. Some times i crave fruity, other times sweet and chocolate-y. licorice flavor ALWAYS sucks, as does green tea, wasabi and bubble gum (only because they put those cheap-ass mini chiclets in there and they're always stale, the ice cream itself is3 ok, but the stale gum that isn't enough to chew anyways is what sucks nuts for crack!)

3) ice cream is good anytime of day... yes even breakfast... ice cream on waffles or pancakes? need i say more.

4) ice cream and cereal... see point #3. I recommend reese puffs or rice crispies - the crunch mixed with the creaminess, mmmmmmmmm

5) theres more, but one thing sums it up - ice cream is the best stuff on earth. if i were lactose intollerant i think i might have to shoot, no stab, myself. life just wouldn't be worth living.

what a waste...

so when i'm old and grey i might be obese from this stuff, possibly diabetic, but at least i wont require my teeth to eat it. ice cream is my guilty pleasure, never can i say no to it.